Kids Say the Darndest Things, March 4, 2012 Edition
Sudden observations WV: We all have socks on. Let's walk in them! ________________ Healing WV was sick for a few weeks, and then got an ear infection. We saw the doc, and as the doc left the check up room: WV: I'm all better now. ________________ Song lyrics Me: What song do you want me to sing for bedtime? WV: I've Got a Song in My Nose. [a song from his CD] Me: Okay, and what other song? WV:…
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Thoughts on Mommy's Beauty WV: Daddy has beard. Mommy no have beard. Mommy only chin. ---------------------------------------- Wally's big boy phrases he uses often WV: It's a mess! WV: What should we do today? WV: What should we play? WV: (After playing with his trains.) See you next time, choo choo! WV: (After every song on the radio.) Good song! --------------------------------------------…
Kids say the darnedest things:part 3
Mommy's growing size. Wally is such a rough wrestler, we decided I can't wrestle with him while I'm pregnant. So I say, "No, I can't do that, I'm having a baby." One day, I was pushing Wally in a laundry basket. W: Mommy turn. Me: Okay, I'll climb in, you push. W: *strains to push me in the basket for a minute, then gestures that I should get out* Mommy no sit. Mommy have baby. Playing pretend…
He's a genius! Says his mom.
My son is a genius. Like every mom, I have unlimited reasons to believe this, but listen to me here. I have real, genuine proof that anyone in the country would agree with. I know for certain, because I asked my mom, and she agreed whole-heartedly that we must enroll her first grandchild—stat—in the best program around. Enough said. Here's some of my proof. I was checking my email while Wally…
Kids say the darndest things Part 2
Gross burping! Wally IV: *Big burp* Wally V: Piggy! Don't know how he came up with that one, but I agreed! ____________________________ At Silver Lake Me: Do you boys want to go to the beach? Grady (Wally's 2 year old cousin): Kay. WV: Sure. ____________________________ Trying on Swimming Suits Me: What do you think of this one? WV: No no no! Me: Okay, I guess I won't get that one. WV: *Putting…
Kids say the darndest things
Here are a few things WV has said the past month that made us laugh. Unnamed Adult, we'll say Pat: *passes gas outloud* WV: Pat, poop. ---------------------------------- M: We're going downstairs whether you like it or not. WV: Not. ---------------------------------- M: What's this? *Pointing to picture in a book* W: F@(%! M: What? W: F@(%! M: Wait, what? What? W: F@(%! M: Looks closer at…