Kids Say the Darndest Things, November 2012

And for you today, we have a random assortment of recent thoughts from our 3 year old.

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On the Lawn Maintenance Business.
The lawn maintenance workers were doing fall cleanup, leaf-blowing outside. W4 was leaving for work.
WV: Bye Daddy, have fun at work! Say hi to Bill and Marc for me! [He says this every day about the guys Daddy works with.]
Daddy: Okay!
WV: Say hi to the guys who are lawning!
Daddy: Okay!
WV: Don’t take their stuff, okay, Daddy?
Daddy: Okay!

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Misunderstandings

Me: Are you bored?
WV: No, I’m not bored, I’m Wally.

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Me: This is a nativity. That’s Mary, that’s Joseph, the mommy and daddy.”
WV: And that’s the baby.
Me: Baby who?
WV: No, that’s not Baby Who. That’s Baby Jesus!

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To dad making bean burgers
Daddy, what is that? Is that yucky? Are you playing with dirt?

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Wearing sunglasses
WV: Is the sun not up today?

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Adult speak.
W4: What did you think of my suit?
WV: Cool. Fist bump, Daddy.

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Play wrestling with Dad.
WV: Hey, you don’t push friends.

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Understandings
Wv: Can I watch a movie?
Me: Not tonight.
Wv: Okay, I’ll ask daddy.

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At Clare Oaks Retirement Center
WV: What’s that for? (pointing at the nurse call button in the bathroom stall)
Me: That’s what people press if they are in trouble and need help.
WV: Oh, because everybody is falling in the toilet?