Here are a few things WV has said the past month that made us laugh.
Unnamed Adult, we’ll say Pat: *passes gas outloud*
WV: Pat, poop.
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M: We’re going downstairs whether you like it or not.
WV: Not.
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M: What’s this? *Pointing to picture in a book*
W: F@(%!
M: What?
W: F@(%!
M: Wait, what? What?
W: F@(%!
M: Looks closer at pictures. Ohhhhh, frog. No, no, that’s a lizard.
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W: Are we going to the pool?
WV: Sure *enthusiastic nod*
W: Are you swimming with Daddy?
WV: Sure *enthusiastic nod*
W: Are you going to be good boy?
WV: *silent*