I’m helping to lead Storytime at Vacation Bible School. Today the first thing a kid said in the first group, before the rest of the kids even made it into the room: “This is boring.” Nice start to the week!
In another group, I was asking the kids what we can do to Be Ready for God (the lesson of the day).
Kid: Prayer.
Me: Yes, prayer.
Kid 2: Go to church.
Me: Yes, go to church, good.
Kid 3: Don’t beat anyone up. Except bullies, you should beat up the bullies.
Me: Umm, yes, don’t beat anyone up. Anything else?
Kid 3: No, I said you can beat up bullies. That’s okay.
Me: Umm.
Kid 3: You can.
Me: There are gray areas…
I think I have a lot of learning to do before Wally starts stumping me in a few years.
Nice.
No Doubt. The kid was taught right. Beat up the bullies. Teach them a lesson and then there will be no more bullies.
Bahahaha! I’m literally laughing out loud! That is hysterical, Mollie!
A few years? Try maybe 1 more until they start stumping you with their questions.